So I find myself going out with "the guys" for the first time in a good little while tonight. It should be interesting, we're going to go see a movie when Billy gets off from work, and I'm meeting Johnboy a little early to just hang out and shoot the crap for a while.

While on the phone with John, we talked a little bit about how we'd just end up raising several levels of hell while going around town. We talked about going to K-Mart and hitting the little customer service button things and running off.
"Customer assitance in feminine accessories. Customer assistance in feminine accessories."

Then I told him something I'd done in the past about running around with some tampons and looking as confused as possible in the process.
"Yeah, I was wondering, do you guys have low carb tampons? The missus sure could use some of those if you know what I'm saying."

We both laughed. We probably shouldn't have, but we did.

52.38095238095238% of me is a huge nerd! How about you?

The Dreamless

Envy them that do not trip
over their own dreaming feet
and fall in the mental mud,
slowly drowning in their own
well-lit dreams, charged with
a changing fate you can't ever finish.