Darned if you do....

It's hard to feel good about yourself on a late Saturday evening when your wife is going on about how her schoolmates were the "top 5" in everything statewide back in the day. You have to begin to wonder where you fit in things statistically, even if you've had the whole "don't worry, your Mom and Dad think you're the greatest thing ever to walk the face of the earth" mentality shoved up your craw the wrong way, which it seems that I have.