"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." --Jack Handey

Oh, that crazy Jack. He really needed a hug as a kid, didn't he? And I'm not sure if I mean the physical lovey dovey type or the sort that you get from a stiff white jacket with the arms crossed in the front in that lovely stern fashion they like in the mental institutions, either.

Now, for more lyrics! HOORAY!

"So turn it up and burn it, there's a hole in your head. A hole in your head where the birds can't sing along. Does anybody know how the story really goes, or should we all just hum along?"--Stone Temple Pilots "Big Bang Baby"